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[Apr. 20th, 2009|08:24 pm] |
Anybody in the mood for ice cream? I mean, there are chopped nuts and whipped toppings and cherries and bananas sliced down the middle in the everyday-kitchen.
If anyone's interested. |
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| ***17 |
[Apr. 9th, 2009|09:31 am] |
With people going home for the extended weekend, I can finally concentrate on finding a job. I've had a couple interviews, and have some lined up for Friday and Saturday, so hopefully someone will think I'm employable.
I realized around here, it can get pretty boring, so a job would be a good thing. Get the stink blown off me. Not that anything stinks in the kitchen. |
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| ***16 |
[Mar. 24th, 2009|06:09 pm] |
So yesterday, I turned 20. I'm going to miss being a teenager.
Not that it brought me anything super great except coming here, getting a job, a place to live and finding my dad.
On second thought, 20's got a big bill to fill. |
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| ***15 |
[Mar. 20th, 2009|11:20 am] |
( PRIVATE )
Summer jobs I could do:
Garbage man: I think I'd be a decent garbage man. It's not like it takes much brains. Plus they make a ton of money since it's the only way people can get anyone to clean up after everyone else. Pros: More money than any other job I've found. Cons: Smelling like garbage, early hours.
Lifeguard: Lots of oogling and saving lives. Plus all the sun I could possibly ever want. Pros: Free paid training, oogling. Cons: My pasty self sitting in the same place for hours, kids peeing in the pool. Or doing other things in the pool.
Paperboy: I've always liked being up and mobile before other people are, and this is a job that would end before I need to get back here for prep. Pros: Empty streets, alone time to think, a bulging right arm by the time I'm done. Cons: Black fingers from the ink, a puny left arm in comparison.
Jewel Thief: I'd be Thomas Crowne to the extreme. Pros: I set my own hours, become stupid filthy rich. Cons: I'm not too good with stealing expensive things, jail time.
Superhero: I'd be putting jewel thieves behind bars and saving kittens from trees. Pros: Possible endless tail available Gratitude and rewards from relieved people. Underwear on the outside. Cons: Underwear on the outside, not impervious to bullets/knives/fists. |
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| ***14 |
[Mar. 10th, 2009|08:34 pm] |
( Lisa )
So this whole meditation thing I've been doing with Vic seems like it may be helping. If you see me scoot closer to you in the hallway or when you're in the lunch line, I'm not a perv. I'm just...seeing if your power freaks out. Guess I should have said that beforehand, right? Since it's getting warmer out, I don't have to worry about my heater being broken in my POS car. It may be time to look for a job in town. To go along with the job I have here. I'm not going anywhere, folks, but I need to be a grownass man about this whole thing and start getting some money saved up. To fix my heater and stuff. But back to the meditation thing. I thought I'd be 'ohmmming' my way to getting control, but it's really not all that corny. I like it, I guess. I'm just glad the farting has stopped. Sorry about that, Vic. My body was relaxing.
What if my power is gas-based? How gross would that be? Anyway, I'm digging the leftovers from the wedding. Anyone ever face-planted into a chilled bowl of icing?
I have. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2009|08:12 am] |
So it looks like they whole psychic thing has calmed down, a little.
But I think we should compile a list of celebrities who may or may not have psychic powers, just based on their movies. I'll start.
Tom Cruise: Hypnosis, since he keeps making crap and being crazy and people still go see him.
Angelina Jolie: Healing, she can pop out baby after babies and still looks pretty bangable banging.
Britney Spears: Is being immortal considered psychic? Woman should have probably died several times over by now. Maybe luck?
Chuck Norris: Telekinetic. Because he's just that unstoppable.
Jackie Chan: Levitation. He used to do all his own stunts, after all.
Daniel Radcliffe: Animal communication I crack myself up.
Robert Pattison: Light manipulation, because apparently he dazzles every female. (Note: Could be a form of telepathy, further investigation necessary).
The Jonas Brothers: Telepathy, but only between the three of them. Which makes it sort of lame.
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen: Electrokenisis. But they don't have very good control since their hair is all crazy and they look strung out.
Sarah Jessica Parker: Psychic sense of smell, have you seen her nose? It's got to be good for something.
David Hasselhoff: Omnilinguist - he's big in Germany.
Madonna: She's probably just a vampire. She has to be sustaining those cheekbones somehow.
Will Smith: ESP because he manages to choose a lot of good roles. Just saying.
That's all I got for now - everyone add to the list so we can get this up to Washington. Once we get the list compiled, we'll need a strike force team that can get me close enough to them for my power to affect theirs. Instant allies with money. Golden showers toilets for all. We'd be like the new Kabalah.
Also? The itching powder? Not cool folks. |
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| ***12 |
[Feb. 9th, 2009|07:28 pm] |
The President is talking. Sounds like good ideas, I just wish they would have been around for people like me back in the day. Right now, I'm pretty much invisible and falling through the cracks. Not that I mind. I'm doing pretty all right here. Please let's not start up a political forum here. Just my observations.
Except for burning my right forearm on an oven rack. It looks like I have a rash. Itches like one, too. I wonder how long it will take this one to heal over. At least it matches the scabby one on my middle knuckle. I've been going through hundreds of 'recommendations' from Amazon. Time to get a life.
Also, anyone want to see a period piece about zombies? Your wish has been (almost) granted. |
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[Jan. 26th, 2009|08:12 am] |
People have already talk a lot about this whole outing thing. So I'm not going to go there. If we end up with a homegrown militia at our doors and we're called out...active powers stand around me.
DOOM GLOOM ANARCHY WAR.
I'm kidding folks. I'm a pussy wimp when it comes to things like this. We'll all be fine. And I'm saying we're all be fine because we will be and some people lost their appetites based on the amount of leftovers we had at breakfast today. Worrying yourself to death won't be a good thing fro anyone, so eat up - growing bodies, growing minds, all of that. Feed the beast, fuel the cells etc.
Anyone else think Lisa's friend on last night's episode of The Simpsons was kind of creepy? I mean, if you have to go off into an imaginary world because you don't like a 'song' on a soundtrack? Bigger problems, people. The two-nicorn was pretty cool though. When it belched rainbows, not so much. I guess better that way than the other, but still. I wasn't really all that impressed with Family Guy. The episode was a repeat, I know, but it just seemed like a gut punch to the government, not all that funny.
The highlight was the three episodes of Cheaters I caught on some random cable channel. That show is like crack insane. A little dramatic, but when they're confronted, it's usually golden. Does night vision really look as good as it does on the show? I always figured it was just camera and color tricks, but I don't know if it's real or not.
( Private to Mr. Renaud )
Justin! Thanks for the cupcake, man. And you were right..I stepped on it. I probably looked weird hopping back to my room so I could lick my big toe clean. |
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[Jan. 19th, 2009|07:29 am] |
For those of you all that eat meat, have you ever had venison? We got a sample pack of venison sausage and I made an egg sandwich with it this morning. Out of this world. I didn't want to throw a mystery meat at people, and there was only a little over a pound, so I didn't want a war for the last patty to break out, but here are some facts:
It's good.
It's leaner than pork pork sausage.
It tastes great.
OK, those are just my facts, I'm too busy watching Mortal Kombat: Annihilation on FX. This is some crazy, wild stuff.
Like venison, but venison goes down a lot easier than these cheesy graphics. I miss the old Sonya Blade - the chick that played Adam Sandler's third grade teacher in Billy Madison. Even if Sonya was one of the weaker characters in the game, she had that scissor kick thing that was just amazingly crude.
Bring your appetites! |
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[Jan. 7th, 2009|09:43 am] |
How many people can say they've had a priest in their shower AND in their pants? Count me among that group now.
( Pics ) |
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| **8 |
[Jan. 2nd, 2009|08:41 am] |
Not mentioning NYE So I'm watching Basketball Diaries. I thought '...basketball? I like that'. 'Diaries? Not as really my thing but I have a blog thing now, so it'll be OK.'
What a depressing movie. Next I might put in Schindler's List and top the day off with Requiem for a Dream. I'm kidding, but this is not the movie I though it'd be, but I'm 43 minutes into it. Does it get any better or is it just turning around the toilet bowl leading to a giant flush at the end? |
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| **7 |
[Dec. 28th, 2008|06:27 pm] |
Dear lazy person(s),
Please stop leaving giant messes in the kitchen. Not just on the counters but on the floor. No one should be above picking up after themselves. Last time I checked, this wasn't a barn - especially not with working ovens and a walk-in freezer. Do everyone a favor and stop being pigs just because you think for some reason you're above using a mop, a rag, or any other combination that leaves the kitchen as sanitary as you found it.
And yes, I do know how sanitary it is when I leave in the evenings. Do you really think Lisa would let me get away with half the crap you all seem to? I put a dollar bill in the dustpan just to see if anyone would use it. Three days later, three similar messes that could have all used the broom, and the dollar was still there. Keep the messes locked in your room, there's hopefully toxic mold growing in there that will eat out your nasal cavities while you sleep. The last thing Lisa needs is to come in and get felt up by rotting milk she may accidentally touch that was left spilled and dripping off the countertop. And I really don't need more work just some people can be lazy jerks. Also, dishes should be emptied, not just put in the sink. If you can find the strength to move your plate and glasses to the sink, then by all means you should be able to make sure they're at least empty before you leave. If the sink's full? Take a little initiative and do some dishes. Just put them in the dishwasher. Super easy. And if the sink's full and I find one more goddammed cup of flat soda or half-eaten sandwich on the counter by the sink, I'm dusting that for fingerprints or taking it to the hoity toity French teacher to find out who used it.
This is me not kidding around.
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Anyone else glad that holiday's done? I still have a few presents to give out, but aside from the messes it's been the best Christmas I've had in a long time tolerable. Any chance of going to NYC to see the ball drop? Is Dick Clark still doing that? I'm pretty sure he's actually a robot. Goodwill is a good place to go a week or so after Christmas. Everyone gets new things and the stuff they're donating is still in pretty good shape. |
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[Dec. 8th, 2008|04:49 pm] |
( Private )
What are traditional holiday season foods? I Google'd. Please tell me no one eats fruit cake or egg nog. I just threw up a little in my mouth, I think. Gingerbread men people? Yeah, I can deal with those, but some holiday food is too out there. I think I'll just stick with the cheese whiz and crackers. What foods did your families/siblings/friends force you to eat? |
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[Nov. 28th, 2008|10:16 pm] |
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OK. I'm tired of waiting around. Now that the holiday is over and people can eat leftovers for a couple days, I want to get with anyone who can find the people missing. If I can make my power stronger than it is, I'll try. Just...let me help outside the kitchen. |
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[Nov. 17th, 2008|09:09 am] |
I have neighbors now I can hear them through the wall some are fucking LOUD. In case the new people haven't been made aware, I'm Clark, part of the cooking staff. It'd probably be best if none of you knock to borrow a cup of sugar or anything. Trust me, the kitchen is fully stocked. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2008|09:16 am] |
I'm guessing the dance went well, because there sure was a shitton of stuff to clean up afterwards. I have no idea what to do with the backdrops that had been put up or any of that stuff. Glad no one got sick though - or spilled anything for me to slip on.
Thanks folks for leaving me a candied apple, though - those things are like crack. |
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[Oct. 8th, 2008|10:40 am] |
When would be a good time for me to go down and get some food? Can I get a class schedule from someone so I know when they're mostly in session? Christ, I feel like a leper I mean, I've been going real late at night and not running into anyone, but it's screwing up my sleep patterns and junk. So...anyone? |
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[Oct. 4th, 2008|11:56 pm] |
My name's Clark. I'm new here, but I don't go to school. I'm sorry for the craziness that happened the other day. The two blonds, the dude with all the tech stuff, the tall guy and the Chink Chinese? girl that disappeared and the old guy with the coffee. I'm not going to butt punch anyone.
I'm tall and have a pretty close-shaved head. And a big nose. BIG nose. If you see me, run away. Just run away. I'll be wearing a sign that tells you to run away. I'm only here because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Jayne? I'm sorry for carrying you. I'll try and keep myself away from everyone because I do....I don't fucking know. Ask Jadyn or Lisa. They know more than I do.
Bye.
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